March 2012
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Update
I just now received access to a computer. I wanted to let everyone know that my computer crashed. I should be getting a new one by the end of this week. I won’t be posting until I get everything set up and in working order. Thank you for your patience.
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How to: Win the Heart of a Leo Female
The Leo woman has a regal air, and a good-natured bigness to her personality. The light she shines draws men and women like bees to honey. Leo is Sun-ruled, and her warmth at times seems supernatural, like she has her own secret light source. This gives her power to create and shine powerfully, asserting her presence in the world.
She’s the life of any party, wherever she goes, turning the most...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Leo Male
So you’ve met a Leo man… Get ready for an affair to remember.
Most men are visually-oriented, and Leo’s doubly so. That’s why it pays to take time to do up your hair and wear your most flattering outfit. Go ahead and bring out the glamour reserved for special nights, even if you’re going to the neighborhood Chinese place. The overall effect is key, and how confident you are with your own...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Lesbian Virgo
Virgos are, perhaps, a bit virginal at times; but I find it’s more satisfying to focus on their commitment to service. After all, what is the basis of a solid relationship? Communication, communication, communication. Virgo has the art down pat, from the defensive “I” statements to the active listening. She’ll expect the same from you, so if you have a tendency to stretch...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Gay Virgo
When Virgo came out of the closet, it was most likely to fetch a broom and dustpan. Don’t bother pursuing the immaculate Virgin unless your tone is tight, hair in place, and clothes freshly laundered. If you are frequently stopped by the fashion police on the way to the bar, don’t expect to get very far with picky, pristine Virgo.
Impossible to please, compulsively critical, and constantly vexed...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Virgo Female
If your love interest is a Virgo woman, it helps to know what a confounding, exquisite bird she is. Her physical presence is alluring, so finely tuned and all-natural. You’ll sense not to rush in too quickly. She’s picky in many ways, and this helps her keep her standards high. In love, she uses cool discernment to observe, take mental notes, and this takes time. The traits she’s looking for are...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Virgo Male
Being calm, cool and collected is a good start. He’s the epitome of emotional self-restraint, and will take his sweet time getting to know you. He’ll be wary of instant bonding and may come across as disinterested at first. Try to avoid first date faux pas like getting drunk and sloppy with your boundaries, or bringing out your relationship skeletons.
This guy likes to analyze, and will notice if...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Lesbian Libra
She may appear cool and demure, but rest assured Libras are playful and passionate — and many of them love to be dominated. In good time, of course. As a lover, you bring pros and cons to the game, and it’s going to take her some time to sort through which are which. She’s a social animal, so be prepared to tag along to her favorite nightspots so she can show you off to her...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Gay Libra
The therapist of the Zodiac, Libras are widely prized for their “Prozac” effect on more highly-strung types, particularly Fire elementals. The only astrological sun sign represented by an inanimate object, namely, a set of scales, Librans are gifted with a talent for two-way communication critical to promoting balance and perspective in the face of raging fires.
Presided over by Venus, Goddess...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Libra Female
It’s no small feat to truly win the heart of the Zodiac’s feminine ideal. Ruled by Venus, Libra’s airy nature elevates love and romance to heights in her mind’s eye that are hard for the mortal man to match. But being fair-minded, as well, she’ll respond to a sincere effort of romancing by someone that she considers high-quality.
When dating, take the extra effort when choosing the location and...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Libra Male
The Libra man loves to pair up, and that’s why he’s often one half of a notable duo. The two halves merge into a harmonious One, or at least that’s the romantic ideal. When smitten, the Lover of the Zodiac wants to be together all the time, and finds partnership very natural. He’s a serial monogamist. He’s got an instinct for playing off others, in a pleasing way, and this makes him easy to be...
Anonymous asked: Did you do a "How to win the hear of a Gemini male"? Or am I just blind and can't see it...
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– Kurt Cobain (Musician), born February 20, 1967
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How to: Win the Heart of a Lesbian Scorpio
So you think you have what it takes to dodge the scorpion’s sting? Tangoing with a Scorpio could bring a flood of satisfaction or a trail of tears. But that’s up to her to decide. If she likes you, she’ll throw a smoldering look your way and leave her calling card. She gives off an aura of confidence and self-reliance that’s undeniably attractive. Even when she’s...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Gay Scorpio
Some like it hot. Some like it stinging hot. And some like to date Scorpios.
If you enjoy wrestling rattlesnakes for their eggs or snatching honey from an angry hive of bees, at some point you’ll probably be cruising for a Scorpio. He’ll be the handsome, muscular stranger lurking in the corner like a warlock, clad in a sleeveless black vest over his bare chest, daring you to dance with his...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Scorpio Female
Scorpio women are hard-to-know at first, but they also love meeting people who intrigue them. Your best shot at wooing the enigmatic Scorpio woman is to be fascinating to her love of mystery and power. She’s not going to stick around too long if you play up your insecurities. She also wants to discover who you are, not have it handed to her on a platter. She’s drawn to those with traits of...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Scorpio Male
Many first dates are spent finding out about the other. But the Scorpio man is a fortress of secrets, guarded by eyes ready to pounce on any transgressor. It’s best to stay on the outer edges, with questions about his interests, like movies, travel and food. He may be “reading” you on an intuitive level, sussing out who you are. You’ll win points up front, if you telegraph that you respect his...
How to: Win the Heart of a Lesbian Sagittarius
Ever the deadly archer, Sagittarius aims straight for the heart — but is seldom pierced in return. If her independence drew you in, it might be what sends you drifting away. Any lover who thinks it’s time to start nesting with a Sagittarius after a few sexy romps is in for a rude awakening. Sagittarius rules the ninth house of philosophy, so there’s bound to be plenty more...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Gay Sagittarius
Dating a gay Sagittarius is a full time job. The gay Sagittarius doesn’t generally make a good life partner or husband. He lives for the manhunt. When he says he loves you he really means it…really really. He also means it when he tells the next guy he loves him tomorrow night. If you are looking for someone to go the distance consider yourself warned.
Are you interesting enough? I doubt it. The...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Sagittarius Female
Bright eyes. 1,000-watt smile. That’s the Sagittarius woman! She’s friendly to everyone, and has a social ease that makes for light first encounters. She’s alert and always looking to make new friends, with Sagittarius being a sign that seeks to learn from everyone he or she meets.
Often the Archer moves in and out of hobby or interest groups, happy to stay socially unattached. A stellar way...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Sagittarius Male
He greets you with a 100-watt smile, and seems to always be happy. He likes jokey, playful, flirty, colorful and fun. The Sadge man wants to get to know you, but always keeps it friendly. His searing vision plunges the depths — don’t forget his sign follows Scorpio — but he tends not to linger on heavy topic. Be prepared for fast conversation shifts, as he tries to tango with your mind.
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Pisces: Weekly (Starting on March 5)
You might be sympathetic to what you’re hearing at the beginning of the week, but think carefully about how involved you want to get. Sometimes being a listening ear is plenty. Between Wednesday and Friday, you’re extra good at assessing a person or situation in an objective manner. Uncover what’s really going on, then don’t hesitate to take action. And while you may...
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Aquarius: Weekly (Starting on March 5)
You love anything unusual, and your world’s likely serving up some funny stuff at the beginning of the week — both humorous and just plain odd. Enjoy investigating all the ins and outs. More practical issues have your name on them from sometime Wednesday through Friday, and you’ll have to handle them sooner or later. (Hint: Later, they’ll be more difficult to grapple...
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Capricorn: Weekly (Starting on March 5)
The world’s asking a lot of you at the beginning of the week, and your instinct may be to do everything you can to get it all done. Knowing when to set some limits (and what to ask for in return) is key. This kind of give-and-take is in better balance from Wednesday through Friday, and you’ll even have time to do a little extra investigation, perhaps in the personal sphere....
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Sagittarius: Weekly (Starting on March 5)
Dynamic only begins to describe you at the beginning of this week. That sense of humor of yours is sparkling, your optimism is contagious and when it comes to fun, you’ve got it going on. Take a little gamble — why not? But if you’re thinking about increasing the stakes from sometime Wednesday through Friday, think again. It’s best to let the situation — whether...
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Scorpio: Weekly (Starting on March 5)
A certain situation is likely to be a bit tense at the beginning of the week. Will you de-escalate it or add to the existing drama? Find a way to stand up for yourself and also increase the peace. Life looks calmer from sometime Wednesday through Friday, and you should have time to do some excellent prep work — toward what end is entirely up to you. Friends and behind-the-scenes stuff...
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Libra: Weekly (Starting on March 5)
At the beginning of the week, delegate the little things to someone who cares — you’re thinking big picture, big-time. (If you have an important appointment or date, set up a reminder — or three!) But from Wednesday through Friday, your careful attention to everything and everyone is what gets you further faster. You might even hear or glimpse something that seems minor in...
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Virgo: Weekly (Starting on March 5)
Everybody’s got something to say at the beginning of the week. Leave yourself time to sort the fact from the fiction — and time to recover from the input overload, too. Starting Wednesday and lasting through Friday, you’re more than up for anything and anyone that’s coming your way — and you’re likely getting some pretty sweet stuff started under your own...
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Leo: Weekly (Starting on March 5)
Dive in head-first as the week begins. You’re completely in the swim of things, whether you’re doing some splashy flips or just going with the flow. Bask in your own glory in your downtime. But from sometime Wednesday through Friday, it’s time to get your feet planted firmly on the ground — and to reconsider your short-term and long-term paths. Make conscious choices,...
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Cancer: Weekly (Starting on March 5)
Your outlook is expanding amazingly at the beginning of the week. Re-examine a relationship, an emotion and a usual way of thinking — major enlargement and improvement is possible now. Then, from sometime Wednesday through Friday, your accomplishments may be minor by comparison, but they’ll still feel great. Cross stuff off a few different to-do lists — work, home, personal....
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Gemini: Weekly (Starting on March 5)
Take your latest, greatest idea firmly in hand at the beginning of the week. Show it to some pertinent people, and get some great input. Then go for it! You’re getting assistance from the stars. But beware: From sometime Wednesday through Friday, your usually fantastic communication skills can’t cut through some serious noise and static. Say it twice, in two different media, and...
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Taurus: Weekly (Starting on March 5)
Yes, you’re terrific, but at the beginning of the week it’s better to let them figure it out bit by delightful bit. Show what you know rather than expounding at length about it; actions have way more volume than words. Then, starting Wednesday and lasting through Friday, you’re both practical and romantic, plus serious when need be and lighthearted in exactly the right ways....
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Aries: Weekly (Starting on March 5)
It’s your world as the week begins — and knowing you, you’ll waste no time and take it by storm. They’ll never know what hit ‘em (in a good way), whether it’s your coworkers, your stunned but happy friends or your significant other. But if you’re tempted to keep this pace up from Wednesday through Friday, you’re asking for frustration, a slip-up...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Lesbian Capricorn
So you want to wrestle with a goat? My, you’re kinky. First, you’re going to have to show her who’s boss. Status and security are important to those born under this sign. She’ll bring her share of wealth and power to the partnership, but she expects you to make a hefty contribution as well. She doesn’t respect weaklings, unless they happen to have large fortunes...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Gay Capricorn
You’ll need a grappling hook and a strong set of tethers, as well a GQ style and an impressive résumé, if you want wrap your rope around the Goat. Ambitious, sure-footed and tightly focused on reaching the peak, Capricorn is all about success-and you’d better be, too.
The most important thing to Capricorn will be that you can be used to get ahead. Name-dropping celebrities you are...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Capricorn Female
The Capricorn woman is formidable, and has her own agenda. Some of the early dates can be like tests — her serious nature weeds out those just looking for fun. The looks she gives can be intimidating. She’s a cool character.
Cappy women have a public face that allows them to be successful on a large scale. They present themselves as strong leaders, often taking roles as the backbone of their...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Capricorn Male
To win the heart of this cardinal earth sign, you’ve got to be able to sense the subtle cues. It’ll take something akin to a deep earth sounding device, like scientists use to find fault lines and volcanoes. So much stirs within the Capricorn man that it takes a certain kind of vision to see into the interior landscape. Underneath the settled exterior are big passions and intense heart...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Lesbian Aquarius
If you meet an Aquarius, it will probably be through a group activity. Perhaps she founded a singles club as a way to meet women and never bothered to look for a partner. When you first notice her, she seems completely disinterested and this throws you off balance — and turns you on. Does she even know you’re there? What makes her tick, anyway? Either that, or she noticed you from across the room...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Gay Aquarius
To understand the mystique of the Water Boy, simply absorb the significance of naturalist Charles Darwin, actor James Dean, publisher Helen Gurley Brown and radical Angela Davis all being born beneath this sign of our time.
Not every Aquarius is out to change the world, of course-at least not the whole world. Idealistic, creative, and above all, individualistic, he is dedicated to...
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How to: Win the Heart of an Aquarius Female
This air sign has a mind as open as the sky. She is known for being cool, remote even. Her mind is often set to “Roam,” where she comes and goes, bringing back the unexpected.
She has a social ease, and makes acquaintances that last. Time is relative to the Aquarius woman, so it matters not if you’ve known her a day or a lifetime. Her contact list is full, with an eclectic mix of characters....
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How to: Win the Heart of an Aquarius Male
The Aquarius man is a thinker, and loves to be stimulated by the unexpected. He’s drawn to your eccentricities and original opinions, so don’t hold back. Born under the planet of shocks and futuristic thinking (Uranus), he’s bound to have some ideas that seem “out there.” It’s wise to keep an open mind if you’re wanting him as a mate.
Aqua man is friendly and big-hearted, but there’s a sense...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Lesbian Pisces
Two fish? Don’t be greedy now. Though in truth, a Pisces transcends dualism. She’s passed through twelve lives, at least, and picked up a souvenir from each along the way. She can be witty like a Gemini, idealistic like an Aquarius, and passionate like a Scorpio — especially in bed. You never know which woman you’re going to get, though she does her best to adapt to...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Gay Pisces
Don’t tell Pisces, but he has a reputation for being flighty and unpredictable. Actually, go ahead and tell him, he’ll probably be daydreaming about something else entirely.
A Fish out of water even in the bathtub, Pisces isn’t indecisive, his mind is made up-in both directions. Get any sort of bargain you wish to seal with Pisces notarized in triplicate, or better yet, carved in ...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Pisces Female
The Pisces woman believes in the sweeter side of love. She is ultra feminine, often curvy and tends to wear veil-like clothing, layers, scarves and billowing blouses. Many Pisces women wear large hoop earrings and often change their look with hats and mutable hair style and color.
It takes time to win the heart of the Pisces woman. At first, she is all mystery, with her true nature veiled...
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How to: Win the Heart of a Pisces Male
The Pisces man, with his emotional sensitivity, often has big, kind eyes. He understands that life is overwhelming if you’re sensitive. He’s likely to try to be a soothing presence, which is itself a balm in an indifferent world.
The Pisces man has a subtle and complex nature that is drowned out in loud places. That’s why it’s better to suggest a mellow, “undiscovered” place to get to know...
